Dinner At Chez Barry

I get many emails....maybe all down to the blog....some asking to advertise...some wanting to exchange links...and occasionally a strange one. Here a recent example:
Hello,
I am Mr.Mario Sabetine from United State of America. I want to book Dinner for 25 guests from my Department arriving from U.S.A to your country. All the 25 guests will all come for Dinner October 26th, 27th 28th 29th and 30th 2009 by 8.00pm each day. Get back to me with your Menu if there is availability so that I can forward my credit card informations for the deposit payment for our Dinner.
1)N.B--Do you offer accommodation?I need 2 DBL or 4 single rooms for four of my guests?
2)Can you make a wine tasting arrangements for us?We intend to come for wine tasting on the following dates October26th,27th and 28th 2009 by 12 pm everyday.
I wait for your urgent response.Mr.Mario Sabetine

I haven't told my wife yet that we need a few more plates.....and we will have to buy a few more mattresses(what seemed strange...all those people..only a few rooms...6 to a bed without telling the management?).....as to wine....they ain't getting into my cellar. The house wine is on offer at $ 100,-- a bottle...